Now they're both wanted for it.The third pairing of comic actors Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder was much less successful than their previous team-ups, Silver Streak(1976) and Stir Crazy (1980). MURDER! The blind guy couldn't see it.The first drop dead comedy of the year.It's a sickness in your brain, just like if you were trying to pass for white. Reporter: Do you really think you can stop Khomeini? Dave: Not if it's funny.Īdele: Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat? Wally: I don't feel. Captain Braddock: What? Gatlin: Charlie over.ĭave: Stop right there or I'll throw this knife through your head! I mean it! I throw your brains out! Cop with Bullhorn: Freeze! Dave: That's more like it! Now put your hand up! Cop with Bullhorn: Put your hands in the air! Dave: Oh, so you do speak English! Cornfeld: WHO are you, sir? Dave: Fine, thank you!Ĭabbie: Let me see a badge! Kirgo: This is my badge!Ĭaptain Braddock: 32 years on the force, a wife and three kids and a blind guy and a deaf guy are making me look like a real asshole. Right? Wally: You're fucking right! Dave: It's a gift to be able to do that.ĭave: Wally! He could put a hole through your *head*, Wally! Wally: *Fuck* him and his holes!ĭr. I'm deaf! I'm deaf! Now do you get it?ĭave: Fucking-A. Wally: Shazaam! Can you hear me? Dave: Wally! I heard you! I heard your voice! Wally: Hooray! You can hear me! Dave: What? Wally: You can hear me! Dave: No, schmuck. That's pretty good, considering that he's blind. Dave: How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now? Wally: Three! Dave: That's good. Dave: What did she say? Wally: She said she thinks you're an asshole! Dave: You're driving on the sidewalk!Īdele: I think David got a little messed up. Right now, I'm a little overwhelmed by the STINK of the seven tons of garbage that you drove us into! Wally: Is THAT what it is? I thought you let one go! That's why I didn't say anything! Dave: That's very kind of you! Thank you! Do you mean everything you just said? Dave: I'll tell you how I really feel in about a minute or two. Sometimes it seems a bit boring but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship. You've been a very good friend to me these past couple days. Wally: No kidding! I got family in there! Do you want to come with me? Dave: Of course. Wally: Where are we? Dave: Probably on our way to New Jersey by now. Wally: Then how do you know what I'm saying? Dave: Because I'm reading your lips. What are you, fucking deaf? Dave: YES! I'M FUCKING DEAF! Wally: You're really deaf? Dave: I'm really deaf. Dave: You're blind? Wally: Yes, I'm blind. Dave: Why don't you look me in the eye and say that? Wally: I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind. Wally: You're fucking-A right!ĭave: Who are you talking to? Wally: I'm talking to you, you prick. not stu-pid.ĭave: You swear an awful lot. Captain Braddock: Why is he talking like that? Wally: Because he's deaf. Dave: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? Captain Braddock: What the hell is he talking about? Wally: He reads lips. Was there or wasn't there a woman? Dave: Are you serious? Captain Braddock: Yes, I'm goddamn serious. Wally: Yes, don't go home without it.Ĭaptain Braddock: Okay, no more bullshit. Kesselring, we thought you wouldn't make it, did you have trouble with your visa? Dave: Yes, and then suddenly they excepted American Express. Wally: I think I was married to that woman once. You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart.ĭave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broomstick and take off. Wally: So, you're the fat fuck who's running this show! Sutherland: Beautifully put, Mr. Karue? Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question. Captain Braddock: What's the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!ĭialogue Dave: Tell me the first thing that pops in your head.We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow.Today, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt.
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